This is my first post so take that for what it's worth.

However, after joining EMP, I am really disappointed at how few places seem to really deliver. Clearly Method and Central Sauna do. But Method is pretty expensive and Central is a dump. (Yes, I have been to both places.) I am tired of supporting all the BS MPs out there that are clearly there to take advantage of us. They generally do a poor massage and then they even deny the final HE after doing their best to get you excited.

Am I not reading the situation accurately? Can anyone point me to a place or two that I can count on?

I realize I'm a newbie to this board and I suppose I will be suspected of being LE. Not sure how to argue that point...

Well, that's pretty much the USA...head for Thailand for some great massage action....checkout the Devils Den in Pattaya Thailand....It's worth just saying no to the local BS and head over there 3 times a year for the time of your life....